in school
- illiterate kid: here let me read
- me: holy fuck
- me: oh my god no
- me: literally absolutely not please for the love of god no
- me: anything but this
- me: i'm going to kill myself
- me: goodbye world
- me: have a nice life
- me: except for you
- me: learn to read
- me: and then die
- me: bye
